Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids T-Shirt
White / S
$34.00
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This relaxed, heavyweight tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement across the chest in classic varsity-style lettering: PROUD FATHER OF A FEW DUMBASS KIDS. The garment-dyed, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton softens with wear and wash, giving the shirt a lived-in feel while the double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction keep it built for everyday use. It sits loose and comfortable, an easy layer for weekends, backyard barbecues, chaotic family mornings, or low-key celebrations where humor and honesty win the room. Pick a muted, vintage color to let the distressed vibe show through, or go crisp white or black for high-contrast, attention-grabbing text. This tee reads like a wink — equal parts exasperation, pride, and dry dad humor — and fits right into the wardrobe of someone who wears life’s messes with a grin.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL with a sewn-in label
- Choice of 58 colors to customize the vintage or high-contrast look
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids T-Shirt
$34.00
Sale price
$34.00
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton; garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL with a sewn-in label
- Choice of 58 colors to customize the vintage or high-contrast look
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean